- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

this website is a bad joke

Chris is hairy

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

A lysdexic man trys to rite a joek... the people who tried reading it got confused and offered help in rewriting it.

Why couldn't Jimmy run in the track race? Because he has been paralyzed since he was 3, due to a horrible accident

What do you get six year old Hitler for his birthday? An Easy Bake Oven

why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

Why didn't the boy eat chocolate yesterday Because he was allergic.

Hi, this is luke. Luke, I am your father. I burned my father's body after he died saving my life on a large space station. You're not my father, stop calling.

Yo mamma's so fat she has her own zip code!!! :) Well... the actual reason is she is filthy rich and her house is so big that it takes up a bunch of room, and now that im talking about her i really wanna be her even though shes fat!

A man is driving the speed limit of 55 on the highway. He gets pulled over and the cop says, "Do you know how fast you were going sir?" The man replies "Well yes I was going 55, the speed limit." The cop says, "No you were going 80." The speedometers broken.

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