- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make an egg laugh? That is an irrational question eggs are inanimate object and are unable to laugh

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

how do you win a game try your best

You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

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