What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

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Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

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How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

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Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

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What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

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How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

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Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

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A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

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Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

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Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

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What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

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why did a girl walk down the alley? because her name was alley!

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Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

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A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

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I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

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whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

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Why is the wimpy guy so strong and angry now? Because he took steroids.

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Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

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Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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