- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

I have cancer. And you're next.

Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

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