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Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

who is really lanky? james cornish

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

The duck didn't cross the road.

What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

penis. nuff said.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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