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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two scientists walk into a bar, the pair walk up to the counter and the first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have some H2O too." 10 minutes later, the second scientist dies.

Two cows are sitting in a bathtub. One cow says please pass the soap. The other cow says nothing, cause it's a cow, making it incapable if speech. The other cow was just a guy in a cow costume.

What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

cory

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

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