- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

Get up Look in the mirror

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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