- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

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