- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

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Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

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