- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

How do you scare a black man? You dont

An Arabic Muslim is on a plane. He's flying to Chicago.

Women's Rights

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

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