- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you cross an elephant with a lake? swimming trunks.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

A baby seal walks into a club.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" RIPP

Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

A boy askes santa for a baby brother. Santa says give me your mom.

Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

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