whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

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Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

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What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

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Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

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Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

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What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

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What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

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Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

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Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

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How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

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Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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