- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

What did the monk say to the 1 legged, Asian prostitute Nothing, Monks take a vow of silence.

Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

what shoes do pedafiles wear White vans

Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

What do you call a black man with no legs? A fine example of the consequences of drink driving. Make sure you are physically stable or not under the effects of depressants, drugs or any form of alcohol before deciding to use a motor vehicle.

Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

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What is an antijoke? Not Knock

Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

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