- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Gay person fall down? He got shot.

Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

interviewer: young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work? Young man: I ought to be able to. I’ve had 12 different jobs in 4 months.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. He crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

Why did the duck turn black? an oil spill

Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

A dancer walks into a barre

Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

Where do cows go on the weekends? The slaughterhouse.

Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

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Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

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