What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

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whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

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Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

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How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

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Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

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Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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im gay

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What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

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learn. advance!

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A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

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- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

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#IsaiahAfterAD&B

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Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

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yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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A black man is driving a nice car when he's suddenly pulled over by the police. "Do you know why I pulled you over?" asks the cop. "No officer" replies the black man. "You have a taillight out. However I'm going to just let you off with a warning because you seem like an upstanding citizen. Have a nice day."

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what do you call 20 black people under the ocean? a tragic boating accident

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Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

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Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

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A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

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Q. What did one wall say to the other wall? A. Peekaboo I see you.

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What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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