Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

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How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

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A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

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What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

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what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

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What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

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Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

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what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

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How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

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Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

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A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

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What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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