- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a 2 storied house ?

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

Knock Knock. Shut up.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

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