- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Turkeys are obese

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

ALCATRAZ IS REOPENED!

Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

The tall man says; How's theweather downn there? he's talking to smurf

A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

okay so theres this guy.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

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