What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

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koj yog ib tug tsoob qaib eater, uas nyiam mus rau Peer li qub poj niam qhov chaw mos raws li ib tug nyiam ua! (Google Translate may help)

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Eric went for a poo in the public toilets. After he finished, he realised that there was no toilet roll. So he had to just pull up his pants and put up with his sshitty arse for the rest of the day. Unfortunately, he was in a board meeting and when he went in he stank of shit and it was a very uncomfortable feeling.

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"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

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What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

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What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

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What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

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If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

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What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

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what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

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Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

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Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

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Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

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Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

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How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

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why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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