- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

who is really lanky? james cornish

Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

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What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

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