A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

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What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

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Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

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Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

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A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

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Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

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Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

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Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

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What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

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If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

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What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

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Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

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Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

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Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

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What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

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How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

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How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

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Why does an ostrich have such a long neck? Because its head is so far from its body.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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