- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Roses are flowers.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

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Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

whats worse than dieing in an airplane? jumping out of the airplane to save yourself and emediatly getting shredded by the massive engine you did not have the wits to see.

Roses are red Violets are blue Flesh is green When the dead start to rise you're on my team

A man serves his wife dinner. She laughes and tells him it tastes funny. He then procedes to tell her that is because he put large amounts of poision into the food.

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