- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call someone who has slept for 48 hours straight? Dead.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Why do black people love kool aid? It is cools them down on a warm summer day and it tastes great! OHHHH YEAAAAHHHHH

Two Cows are knitting soda water in a lightbulb. One of them said: Talking about milk, what time is it? The other pulls out a thermometer, looked at it and said: Wednesday.

Why did the black man break up with his white girlfriend? Because he didn't love her anymore.

Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

Why? Why not?

A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have altzhiemers Cheese on toast.

What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

Jovan

What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

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