Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

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[Set up] [No punch line]

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Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

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Camerons hair is Curly..

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What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

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What do you call a man running around town with no clothes on? Naked.

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what did i do after u pinched me? i killed everyone

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A used condom filled with water and left on a radiator makes an ideal and inexpensive lava lamp.

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Why did the 16 year old black kid drop out of high school? He started a successful small business selling mixtapes.

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? .The Police The Police who? ..The Police The Police who? ...The Police The Police who? ....The Police The Police who? .....The Police The Police who? ......The Police The Police who? .......The Police The Police who? ........The Police The Police who? .........The Police The Police who? ..........The Police The Police who? Forget this. *Gunshot*

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What's worse than being caught in a downpour? Having your kneecaps ripped out of their sockets.

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I scream, you scream, we all scream when we're chased by bears.

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Why are stand up comedians called stand up comedians? Because they are standing up while telling jokes, dumby.

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What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

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why did susy fall off the swing? Cause she has no arms knock knock Who's there? not susy

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A white man walks into a bar. He stabs 4 people and 1 escapes with extremem blood hemorages. his fanily later finds him bleeding on their family car. They take him to the hospital where he is put on life support. Later that night they are told there is nothing the doctors can do and the man slips away in his sleep. Who is to blame? The black guy in prison.

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What did the baby say to the man? Babies can't talk ,the baby did not say anythingto the man!

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What did the Polish man say to his doctor? "Witam, doktorze. By?em kaszel z ostatnich kilku tygodni i jest wysypka na moim lewym ramieniu. Czy jest co? co mo?na zrobi?, aby mi pomóc?" I don't know what it means, either.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

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