- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

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How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

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