- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

What does two plus two equal? 4

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

What's long and black The unemployment line

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

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