What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

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MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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knock knock Goodbye

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Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

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Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

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What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

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your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

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A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

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Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

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my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

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What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

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What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

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What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

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Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

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What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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