What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

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What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

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1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

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Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

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Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

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Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

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Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

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What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

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Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

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Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

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u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

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What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

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9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

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What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

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why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

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That was totally mean! I mean I was in no way going to say any of that to you! Especially not the last part, sorry that must have been part of the suggestion or something, I barely ever tell myself stuff like that, I mean stop it okay? I mean I totally read it and all but I was all like "I am notnot typing that" please stop it, its humiliating.

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what will you never loose if you play world of warcraft your verginity

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Physics. Why did Tommy fall of his bike? He was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator.

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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Who won the race between the turtle and the hare? Well, odds are the two creatures wouldn't race given that animals do not speak. However, if they were, the hare would most likely win a land race because of its powerful legs and agility. However, if the turtle happened to be a seaturtle and the race took place underwater, our dear little beloved turtle would win, having the advantage over the rabbit.

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Why did Obama give a speech? Because he is the president and people look up to him

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knock knock whos there boo boo who? stop crying its only me! its not you, my mom has cancer, my dad was killed in a car accident, my pregnant wife has been murdered, and my uncle touches me.

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A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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