What did the Johhny say to the black man when he saw him buying a watermelon? Nothing, Johnny is mute.

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

your momma is so fat she has diabetes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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