- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

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a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

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