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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

How did the car get a dent? Terrorists bombed the house next to it

What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None...they can cook in the dark.

PENIS :)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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