- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

Why is this joke funny It isn't

Sarah Palin.

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

HELLO EVERYONE

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

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