PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

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Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

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why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

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Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

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Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

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How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

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Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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human centipede

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What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

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What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

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Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

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Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

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Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

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Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

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What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

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What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

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A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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