FRED CLEAN YOUR ROOM! Ok mom, I'm done "Nothing is cleaned" Well.. I tried

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Why did the chicken walk across the road? Because chickens cannot fly

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Hey, I want to because you are really sweet and deserve it, and damn you are hot, but thats secondary in your case, in every case actually, otherwise I would just be doing it with meat whose soul and thoughts I hate/dislike/detest/etc, and that is not who I am. Once huh? I mean I said night/day/shower/breakfast table... Not so sure I can last for that long with a girl as hot and sweet as you for that long. Kidding, hey, best friend huh? Wow, I mean that`s really sweet, and you are really a special friend to me, but uh, to be honest, best friend? I barely know you... I hate this part of myself, I am blunt with that honesty thing, I may just have insulted you, but you know, I also need to be able to live with myself If I am going to enjoy life.

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How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

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What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

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What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

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what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

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Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

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Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

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Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

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If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

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I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

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A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

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Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

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What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

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What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

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Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

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Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

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A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

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Anti Joke

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