what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

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whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

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Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

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What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

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A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

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Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

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I'd like to make a withdraw

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

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How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

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What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

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How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

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Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

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Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

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an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

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Sex

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What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

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Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

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What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

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Screw it you write the joke.

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Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

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what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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