How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

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What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

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Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

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Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

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What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

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what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

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Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

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During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

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What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

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A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

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How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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Whats 1+1? window!

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Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

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The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

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How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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