An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

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What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

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What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

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Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

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Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

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How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

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A pope meets another one

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How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

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What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

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Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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And you honored it I see :P

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Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

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Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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