Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

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Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

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Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

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Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

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Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

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What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

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Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

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Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

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What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Barack Obama is a good president.

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What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

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What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

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What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

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A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

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what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

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What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

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What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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