A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

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Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

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How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

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KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

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What do you do if your batteries die and you have none left? Go to your nearest battery selling retail store and buy some more.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coast of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Roses are red Violets are blue Not all poems rhyme Penis

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why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

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Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

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How tall is oprah.. 5'7

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

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Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

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What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

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What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

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What do black people and asians have in common? arms

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

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Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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