what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

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im not black, im Joseph Kony

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How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

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When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

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What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper

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Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

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Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

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In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

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Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

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Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

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what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

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Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

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What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

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Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

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Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

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Barack Obama is a good president.

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Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

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What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

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