- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

that wall over there ->

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

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