How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

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I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

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12 in general

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What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

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Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

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A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

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Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

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Sex

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jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

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what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

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What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

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Allah walked into AK Bar

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Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

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Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

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What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

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How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

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Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

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why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

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Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

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Anti Joke

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