- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

class is canceled. My professor died.

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

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