A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

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So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

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Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

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Y' can't spell rape without ape.

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what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

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What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

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Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

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I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

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What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

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why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

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Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

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What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

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Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

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My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

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Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

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roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

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roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

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roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

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What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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