what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

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What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

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yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

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Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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I walk into a bar...

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What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

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What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

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why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

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How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

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how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

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Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

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What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

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What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

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How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

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Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

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how do you call someone? use a phone

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why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

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what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

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Knock Knock. Shut up.

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One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

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What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

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Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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