I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC.

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What's long and black? A long and black object.

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Antoni Wilkinsin

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How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

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Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

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I asked her where you were.

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Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hello there. I am Elder Young and I with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. What would you say if someone were to offer you peace and happiness through all of eternity?

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says nothing to the man running the stand. Realizing that the duck might potentially keep patrons from approaching the stand, he packs up and moves elsewhere.

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A middle aged man goes to a psychic. She tells him that he has prostate cancer, and his wife has been cheating on him for the past 3 years.

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Horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The horse unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 sodomized his whole family.;

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What did the cannibal order at McDonalds? Big Mac, extra pickle, hold the mayo.

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whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

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What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

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Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

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A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

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Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

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roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

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Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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