- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

A man walks into a bar later at night & the bartender says how was your day the man replies "well I found out my mom is a raging crack addict, my grampa has alzheimer's & i have terminal cancer" how was yours the bartender says "I found out im Hitlers lost son".

You know what they say about a man with big feet! They say it's indicative of the size of his penis, although there's no scientific evidence backing this up.

What did the caterpillar say to the robot? Nothing. Caterpillars do not have vocal chords and there are not, as yet, any truly portable robots capable of comprehending speech so to speak to one would be pointless.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete jumped out, who was left? Pete, the boat blew up and instantly killed repeat

KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

Why did the Jews go into the shower? Because they had just finish a basketball game and they needed to freshen up.

What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

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