knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" After hearing this common expression, the horse looks up at the bartender. With this look, the bartender realizes that he has been speaking to I'll Have Another. Aware his faux pas, the bartender apologizes and pours him a free drink. The free drink does little for I'll Have Another's crushed dreams.

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

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