- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

Katy Perry

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

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