once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

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So, there was two monkeys sitting in a bath tub one says "Hey, could you pass the soap?" the other says "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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What's worse than finding an apple in your apple Finding a black guy in your school

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

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Why was the man sad? His brother died.

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How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why did the man eat his cellphone? Because he has a serious mental disability, and did not know that it was not a normal thing to do, and for anybody to laugh at him for doing something like this is just a sick person.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

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if you have a name/nickname/brand/version or number, please like this anti joke

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It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

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Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

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Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

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How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

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Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

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What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

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What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

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whats worse than finding ten dead babies in one recycling bin finding ten dead babies in one trashcan ---sticksack

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A broken boomerang

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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