Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

Why did you not just "put a spell" on her instead? And you are totally mean, ever actually killed someone?

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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