- Anti Joke

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

42 Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.