What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

There's my tractor.

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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