- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

knock, knock who's there you yoohoo i don't like chocolate milk!

- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

Why did Obama give a speech? Because he is the president and people look up to him

You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Crossing Guard union had reached a collective agreement and they had returned to work and it was safe to cross once again.

what will you never loose if you play world of warcraft your verginity

"Knock Knock" "You know the doorbell is working?" "Oh, well, you know I'm here now. May I come in?" "Yes, have a cup of tea"

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

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What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

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