roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

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Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

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What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

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A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

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What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

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Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

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Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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Hey

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

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Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

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It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

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What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

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whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

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Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

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jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

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Anti Joke

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