What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

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Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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