Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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