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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

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How do you confuse a conspiracy theorist? Tell them the government is not real.

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

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