What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

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Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

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What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

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A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

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What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

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What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

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A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

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I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

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Face...the other white meat!

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Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

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Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

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What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

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What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

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A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

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Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

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What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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