- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

why does the man appear fat he is

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

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