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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did i do after u pinched me? i killed everyone

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

What is 33 + 1? Penis

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

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