- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??