Why did the boy drop his vannlai ice cream?because Vannlia ice came.

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question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

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Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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whats worse than someone on the phone during a movie? your mother queefing on your bowl of cheerios

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A Jew and a Nazi encountered each other on the street. They exchanged pleasant greetings and carried on in their desired directions.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are due to transportation issues. (What if there are no replacement light bulbs in the house, and the nearest store was 10 miles away? It would be ridiculous to expect someone to walk twenty miles to replace a light bulb) In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An even better question is why are the chicken morals being questioned every time it feels like doing something.

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What is the difference between your mom and a vacuum? The vacuum does not use your mom to clean the floor since it is an inanimate object and can not control people.

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What do you get when you eat all potatoes Their all gone

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Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

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Why did Billy die? His mother killed him.

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A dyslexic blind man walks into the bartender behind the bra

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A dyslexic atheist stays up at night wondering if there is a Dog

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If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

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What did the Dark Knight say to the Policeman? I'm Batman

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whats yellow? lots of things.

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What do you a black man who isn't flying a plane? Well, that depends on his occupation.

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Q: What is George Harrison's favorite hairstyle? A: How can we know? He's dead!

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A wise man once said, "I am wise".

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

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Some anti-jokes are funny, some are not!

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why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

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