- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

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