whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

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What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

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A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

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Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

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A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

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how man

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what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

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Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

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no

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A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

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What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

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What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

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YOU

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

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A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

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You are in an airplane, and you have 500 bricks. You throw one out the door. How many do you have? 499. What are the 3 steps to putting an elephant in a fridge? 1-open the door,2-put the elephant in,3-close the door. How do you put a giraffe in the fridge? You open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in, and shut the door. The lion king is having a party for all the animals… which one didn't go? The giraffe, it's in the fridge. An old lady is trying to cross an alligator infested river. She makes it over. How? The alligators are at the party. She dies anyway. How? She gets hit by the brick you threw out of the window.

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what do you do when you see a injured black man screaming in pain rolling on the ground assist him or call 911 depending how severe the injury is

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What do you do if there's a black guy bleeding on your lawn? Help Him

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Anti Joke

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