- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

A fat guy!

Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

penis. nuff said.

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

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