- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

Obama = ebola

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

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