- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

what did the man say to the other man? hey

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

What happens when you mix bleach and ammonia? You eventually die of respiratory failure from inhaling chlorine gas and possibly an exploding toilet.

i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

what is the only thing in the world that can pick up 1000 jews at once? A vacuum cleaner

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

How I seem math word problems Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara desert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

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