- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whos a sick fuck? jake morris

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What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

If your reading this, youre not blind.

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

Michael Brown

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

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