- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

an american walks out of a strip club.

What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

What's red and has two legs? Half a cat!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

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