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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

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Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

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