- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

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