What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

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Why did the house burn down? Obama

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

what's 9+10? 19, not 21

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

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