- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

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