- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

I just threw up..In my pants.

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

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