Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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