- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

What do you say to a black man driving a car? Taxi

What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

last night i was doing some guy in the ass. i went to give him a reach around and the homo had a boner! freakin queer.

Try this on your friend Have him start with "knock knock" Then blankly stare at him, if he asks you To reply tell him no one is home

Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

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