- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

Your Mom The End.

What is older than history?

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

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