- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

A black man has a job.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

Women's rights.

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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