what is red white and blue? the french flag

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Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

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Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

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An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

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Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

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what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

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yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

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*Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

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Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Face...the other white meat!

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have safe sex

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How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

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I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

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One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

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How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

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What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

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What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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