Why did the pot-head have red eyes? He got soap in them.

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A horse trots into a bar. He is left with a bump on his head.

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Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car. He tells the car where to go!

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why did the boy drop the ball. he was shot in the head.

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Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

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A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

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Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

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Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

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a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

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Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

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What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

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12 niqqa 12.

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What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

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Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

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Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

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Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, he malfunctioned and strangled him. Despite the authorities best efforts to free the kid, he was still strangled because robots are really strong. After killing the boy, the robot self destructed and leveled 5 city blocks everyone within the vicinity was killed.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

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Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

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A praying mantis is very graceful

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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