- Anti Joke

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

Why did the boy run down the road? Because he was being chased by a tsunami

Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

How long does it take a person to steal a television? Many variables could determine said ability to successfully steal a television. Such variables depend on sub-variables such as weight of the television, whether the television is a store, an upper-class citizen's home, or in a "ghetto" apartment. A main variable could be the race of the thief in question. African Americans are scientifically more likely to steal a television faster compared to a Caucasian. Yet a downside to being an African American is the fact that they are more likely to be called in for questioning or arrested on the spot at their broken down home. Caucasians are less likely to be questioned and if caught will most likely obtain the proper amount of bribery money in which to pay off the police.

A man walks into a bar and wakes up in the hospital with a mild concussion.

Duke Nukem censored line: What are you waiting for? the celebration of the day you crucified Jesus and ate his flesh and blamed it upon the anti christ because of... Victory? Because you know Jesus gave his life in order to prove that he was immortal and died for your sins because his life is eternal... Satan your Moral Man: Nah, lets just go with "what are you waiting for, christmas?" Now go celebrate you murdering your savior which said "ill be back" on the cross and returned three days later at his second coming? Seriously? I thought only Jesus: The guy that was totally an ARAB (deny it and be consumed in the flames of hell, not my problem), and Jesus: strikes back came out, where can I get Jesus: The third coming? Factoid: Yeah Jesus was totally a blonde haired white man which went clothed in the finest ARYAN silks, in addition he only drove in his MUSTANG 9001 and smoked Lucky Strike... Which did nothing for his luck...

Well, first of all, what I have overcome both mentally (trauma) and physically (lots of shit) is in the past, lets leave it there. Second yeah, I can basically shift my sense of left and right at will, meaning I can choose which arm to write with, and write things mirrored without even thinking about it, I can fool my senses basically, one second I struggle playing the piano because I have just trained with one, then I make my brain believe I have been practicing with both, its simple, but complicated to explain, while my ears are perfectly normal, I got two sets of balance nerves, it just gets more complicated from there.

Why did the man run away from the woman? He forgot his rape kit.

q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

Anti Joke

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