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What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

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What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

A black man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun! Then he returns it and leaves.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

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why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

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