- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

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What do you call two dog? dogs

"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

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