A man wins 1 million dollars on the pokies. He goes home and tells his wife and kids about the big win. The next day the man goes go the casino and and loses the 1 million as he is addicted to gambling

Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

Knock Knock Who's there? Hello there. I am Elder Young and I with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. What would you say if someone were to offer you peace and happiness through all of eternity?

Two Black Males walk into a bar. A white old lady leaves cautiously. Everyone else stays and has a great time with them as they are actually two very good guys, and funny too.

what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

what do you call a black person with no legs or arms? A poor man that clearly was inflicted very badly.

To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

What's black and crunchy? CO-Co PUFFS

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

How do you get a baby out of the blender? Pour it

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

why didn't the boy go to school because he died last night

who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

Albert, there is a dead, FLY in your hair.

two guys r talking and the one said *i swear to god* and the other one said *u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u*

What's short, ruthless, and asian? Kim Jong Ill

why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

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