what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

What did the girl without arms get for her birthday? A pair of gloves.

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

YOOO MOMMA LIKE A BIG MAC FAT JUICE AND ONLY WORTH A BUCK!!!!

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Baby Seal walks into a club.

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

Anti Joke

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